Holy Fuck

I took a quick nap and I ended up sleeping for 285 hours. That must be some kind of record. Did anyone see the Oscars? Did Hugo win? Shit. I feel crazy right now.

So excited!

The Oscars are tonight and I have butterflies in my stomach! I am setting my DVR right now, just in case I miss a minute of them for some unforeseen reason.

NO...

...FUCKING WAY.

I had it marked down on my calendar and everything.

Oh You're Fucking Kidding Me

Did they even advertise when the Oscars were gonna be this year? How was anyone supposed to know when to watch? Goddammit.

Shit.

Since when are the Oscars in February?

Aw Crap

I cannot believe I missed the Oscars again.

Whoops

Crap, I totally missed the Oscars this year. Maybe next year, readers.